IS THIS A JOKE ??

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:chuckle: What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head? Warren :chuckle:

:rofl2: What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto :rofl2:

:rofl: What do you call a woman with a sheep on her head? Baa-Baa-ra :rofl:
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What do you call a girl hanging around by goalposts? Annette :laugh:
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:laugh: I wouldn't say she was thin, but when she goes to the park the ducks throw her bread. :laugh:

:rofl: Lots of people are lousy at counting calories - and they have the figures to prove it. :rofl:
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I saw an ex-display 65 inch curved TV on offer for £100. The volume mechanism was broken, but for that price I couldn't turn it down.
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:laugh: A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'I'd like a beer and a mop...' :laugh:

:rofl: Inscription on hypochondriac's grave: ' I told you I was ill.' :rofl:
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Why did the bald man draw a rabbit on his head....... :shrug:

Because from a distance it would look like a hare (hair) :rofl:

One of my colleagues told this joke to another colleague, it didn't go down very well!
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:laugh: Why was the farmer hopping mad? Someone stepped on his corn. :laugh:

:rofl: How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner. :rofl:
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:laugh: Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse? :laugh:

:rofl: Why did Tom come home drunk and leave his clothes on the floor? He was in them. :rofl:
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I did have a joke about DHL but you wouldn't get it.

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Sad news....

The man who invented the word search has died, his funeral...
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