IS THIS A JOKE ??

[peregrine]

What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head? Warren

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto

What do you call a woman with a sheep on her head? Baa-Baa-ra

[Jacksparrow]

What do you call a girl hanging around by goalposts? Annette

[peregrine]

I wouldn't say she was thin, but when she goes to the park the ducks throw her bread.

Lots of people are lousy at counting calories - and they have the figures to prove it.

[Kev]

I saw an ex-display 65 inch curved TV on offer for £100. The volume mechanism was broken, but for that price I couldn't turn it down.

[peregrine]

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'I'd like a beer and a mop...'

Inscription on hypochondriac's grave: ' I told you I was ill.'

[Savannah]

Why did the bald man draw a rabbit on his head.......

Because from a distance it would look like a hare (hair)

One of my colleagues told this joke to another colleague, it didn't go down very well!

[peregrine]

Why was the farmer hopping mad? Someone stepped on his corn.

How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner.

[peregrine]

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse?

Why did Tom come home drunk and leave his clothes on the floor? He was in them.

[Kev]

I did have a joke about DHL but you wouldn't get it.

[Jacksparrow]

Sad news....

The man who invented the word search has died, his funeral...
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