IS THIS A JOKE ??

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Placido wrote:A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a scotch and .............. soda."
The barman asks, "Why the long pause?"
"I dunno, I've always had them."
I thought it was going to be a Scotch on the Rocks joke :( I wish it had been now.......it might have been funnier. :shrug:
P.S. Peregrine will be furious if you nick any more of his material. :grumpy:
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:laugh: Placi

:D the chocolates! :rolleyes2: :laugh: Kev
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Adam on 24 December: "It's Christmas, Eve." :santa: :snowman: :snow:
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:laugh: Ho! Ho! Ho! :santa:
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Jacksparrow wrote:
Placido wrote:A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a scotch and .............. soda."
The barman asks, "Why the long pause?"
"I dunno, I've always had them."
I thought it was going to be a Scotch on the Rocks joke :( I wish it had been now.......it might have been funnier. :shrug:
P.S. Peregrine will be furious if you nick any more of his material. :grumpy:
The quality of the jokes has fallen drastically. :shrug: :cry2: :doh:

Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? He had low Elf esteem. :clap: :D

What does Santa do with fat elves? He sends them to the ELF Farm. :clap: :rofl:

As you all know, my last joke book was stolen by person or persons unknown (but I have my own theory) Don't worry I have a knew one, even BETTER than the last. :yes:
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peregrine wrote:
Jacksparrow wrote:
Placido wrote:A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a scotch and .............. soda."
The barman asks, "Why the long pause?"
"I dunno, I've always had them."
I thought it was going to be a Scotch on the Rocks joke :( I wish it had been now.......it might have been funnier. :shrug:
P.S. Peregrine will be furious if you nick any more of his material. :grumpy:
The quality of the jokes has fallen drastically. :shrug: :cry2: :doh:

Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? He had low Elf esteem. :clap: :D

What does Santa do with fat elves? He sends them to the ELF Farm. :clap: :rofl:

As you all know, my last joke book was stolen by person or persons unknown (but I have my own theory) Don't worry I have a knew one, even BETTER than the last. :yes:
It would want to be. I trust your latest offering were taken from the old tome and not a curtain raiser for the new. :haha:
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'Curtain Raiser'. There's a joke there somewhere. (No, not the 'pull yourself together' one)
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What does Santa do with fat elves? He sends them to the ELF Farm.

... and where does Santa send himself? :santa:
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Answers on a postcard, please - and remember, this is a Fambly Forum !!
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Beauty comes from within. From within bottles, jars, tubes, compacts........ :clap: :clap: :clap:
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