Jacksparrow wrote:Placido wrote:A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a scotch and .............. soda."
The barman asks, "Why the long pause?"
"I dunno, I've always had them."
I thought it was going to be a Scotch on the Rocks joke

I wish it had been now.......it might have been funnier.
P.S. Peregrine will be furious if you nick any more of his material.

The quality of the jokes has fallen drastically.
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? He had low Elf esteem.
What does Santa do with fat elves? He sends them to the ELF Farm.
As you all know, my last joke book was stolen by person or persons unknown (but I have my own theory) Don't worry I have a knew one, even BETTER than the last.
