DEAR DIARY .......

[nuthatch]

Good one, Greg

[nuthatch]

Dear Diary: Note To Self ..... Buy an upside-down compass - cousin Bill in Oz has bought a caravan to travel around the country.
Mad Bill is 85 .......

Good for Bill he's no'but a bairn yet

[Jacksparrow]

Brilliant idea Greg

Reference Placi's barmy Aussie cousin. From what I heard over the years it comes as no surprise. You don't need to go far in Oz to get far from the madding crowd so good luck to him.

[Willpar]

Garage was broken into again last night here. Never got away with anything, this time they were caught.

[nuthatch]

Wonder if it's been the same bods .....

[Willpar]

Thought that myself nuthatch.

[Placido]

I'm amazed that they were caught - THAT doesn't happen very often.
Good news, Willpar, but don't hold out any hope for stiff sentences , unfortunately.

[Willpar]

Probably out on bail already Placi.

[Jacksparrow]

They'll probably say they'd took a wrong turn and got lost in the dark looking for their sick Grand Dad. A slap on the wrist, if properly delivered, can really smart but the powder puffs used nowadays will not leave a mark.

[Willpar]

Garage broken into again last night. Made off with the cigarettes and tobacco. Must be more than one gang at it.