IS THIS A JOKE ??

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Willpar
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:wow: :clap: :D
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An ambulance collected someone who was injured in a Peek-a Boo contest.
The took him to I.C.U
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:clap: :nod: :D
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:clap: The first half of life is ruined by your parents, the second half your kids :clap:

:rofl: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. It turned itself in :rofl:
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:D :clap: :)
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My mate met a girl in a revolving door.
They are still going around together.
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:wow: :clap: :rofl:
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:rofl: On a wall in a ladies toilet: 'My husband follows me everywhere.' Written just below it: 'No I don't' :rofl:
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:clap: :D :nod:
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I've just made a pan of gold soup, if anybody wants some.
Nothing fancy - it's really just water with eighteen carrots in it.
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