IS THIS A JOKE ??

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Willpar
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:D :nod:
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I saw a chap walking along carrying a door handle.
I asked him why he had it.
He said, ‘Well, it gets me out of the house '
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:clap: :nod: :D
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My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday.
That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was her birthday!
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:nod: :D :) :)
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Gave my pet mouse a bath this morning. Now it's squeaky clean.
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:clap: :D :) :)
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Reports that suggest Little Miss Muffet has contracted food poisoning have been described as "Whey off".
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:wow: :D :nod:
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My book on clocks finally arrived today. About time!
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