IS THIS A JOKE ??
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Jacksparrow
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Yesterday I went to get my eyes tested, the receptionist asked me why I was there said, I said,
“Its about time I saw an optician about my poor eyesight”.
She replied, “You sure do, this is the Newsagents”.
“Its about time I saw an optician about my poor eyesight”.
She replied, “You sure do, this is the Newsagents”.
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In 2005, Jimmy Carr bought Boy George's old house in auction for £50,000.
Jimmy added 6 more rooms and a swimming pool before putting it back on the market.
All Boy George could do was sit back and watch Carr make a million.
Jimmy added 6 more rooms and a swimming pool before putting it back on the market.
All Boy George could do was sit back and watch Carr make a million.
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It’s good to see that Tesco’s employing pensioners.
I saw an elderly man collecting trollies.
He must have been pushing 70.
I saw an elderly man collecting trollies.
He must have been pushing 70.
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Any body interested in joining me in a new buisness venture recycling old chewing gum ?
I just need help getting it of the ground.
I just need help getting it of the ground.
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I've just released my first single on 7" Vinyl.
A side: Oh I do like to be.
B side: The seaside
A side: Oh I do like to be.
B side: The seaside