Even though i'm Bald i have kept my comb for 20yrs.
I just can't part with it ..
IS THIS A JOKE ??
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How do 'Keep Off the Grass' signs get where they are? 
How does the man who drives the snowplough get to work? 
Marriage is not a lottery - you get a chance in a lottery. 
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I’m really sad to announce that I’ve closed my lighthouse restaurant
It’s been on the rocks since the day I opened it.
Too flashy apparently
It’s been on the rocks since the day I opened it.
Too flashy apparently
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My wife has been missing for 6 days now.
Police have said to prepare for the worst.
So I’ve been to the charity shop to get her clothes back.
Police have said to prepare for the worst.
So I’ve been to the charity shop to get her clothes back.
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My wife said to me "I love you more than a traffic island".
I think it was a complement in a roundabout sort of way.
I think it was a complement in a roundabout sort of way.