IS THIS A JOKE ??

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

I split up with my wife when she threw away my deck of cards, my wand and my top hat.
At that point I knew the magic had gone.

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

My wife was bitten by a radioactive Owl last week and now she's making all my decisions for me.
She's been given power of a tawny.

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

I feel sorry for the staff in Greggs today !.
They must be baking in there

[Jacksparrow]

I’ve lost my job as a lion tamer in the circus.
They told me take the lions with me.
I’m a bit gutted.
But I’ve still got my pride.

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

I've just been fishing on the sea shore all night and throughout the session I could hear music going up and down the beach. A guitar, big bass drum, cymbals and kazoo. Then as dawn broke I saw the culprit.
It was a Busking Shark.

[Willpar]