IS THIS A JOKE ??

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

The earthworm is only there to make sure that the other worms don’t get electrocuted.

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

I have a new girlfriend who works at a factory making wheelie bins
I’m not sure what day to take her out

[Willpar]

[peregrine]

What did the apples say to the orange? Nothing, apples don't talk.

Where there's smoke, there's dinner.

The chicken we had for dinner last night was so old they had to bring it to our table in a wheel-chair.

[Jacksparrow]

Had to wait in line at the cash machine after I did my shopping and someone pinched the frozen veg from my bag.
You really have to watch your peas in queues these days

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

To the person who stole my place in the queue.. I'm after you!!!!..

[Willpar]