IS THIS A JOKE ??

[Jacksparrow]

My teacher told me I’d never be any good at poetry as my spelling is so poor.
Well I’ve just made two pots and a vase so that proves you wrong Miss Christie.

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

There was this one time when my pants caught fire.
Nobody believed me.

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

A new ice cream shop has opened in Palestine.
Walls of Jericho.

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

I went into my local pet shop.
I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?"
The man said, "Do you want an aquarium?"
I said, "I'm not fussed what star sign it is really"

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

Went down Morrisons this morning and asked a member of staff where the bread was. He replied "I'll see" and walked away! I asked another bloke and he said the same! Shocking service
In the end I gave up asking and found it myself, in Aisle C!

[Willpar]