IS THIS A JOKE ??

[Willpar]

[Kev]

hahaha

I don't like to brag about my wealth obviously, but yesterday I had the heating on for an hour!

[peregrine]

If ' I am' is the shortest sentence in the world, what's the longest sentence? 'I do!'

'Mummy, mummy! What's a lesbian?' ' Ask your father, she knows'.

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

So I was in a shoe shop this morning and was trying on a shoe.
I said to the assistant: "It's too tight".
She said: "Try it with the tongue out",
I said: "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight!"

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

Dog walkers...
Worst crisp flavour ever!

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

I am trying to organise a hide and seek tournament.
But good players are hard to find

[Willpar]