What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two.
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A small boy is talking to his granddad. 'Why does it rain?' he asks. Granddad replies, 'To make the plants grow.' The boy looks puzzled and says, 'So why does it rain on the pavements?' 
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Some Definitions
Fine: a tax for doing wrong.
Tax: a fine for doing well
Igloo: an Alaskan toilet
Maintenance: a man's cash surrender value
Reorientated: sent back to China
Alimony: a mistake by two people paid for by one
Fine: a tax for doing wrong.
Tax: a fine for doing well
Igloo: an Alaskan toilet
Maintenance: a man's cash surrender value
Reorientated: sent back to China
Alimony: a mistake by two people paid for by one
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If they'd called it the 'stay at home challenge' and posted it on facebook, the virus would be gone by now
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Harry got a job at the film studios to get a little extra - her name was Wendy Harry went to Hollywood and directed two films at one, his first and his last Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
I bought the COVID-19 testing kit cheap on Gumtree.
Tested today, and apparently I'm pregnant!
Tested today, and apparently I'm pregnant!
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Some Questions that Require Answers
How in movies does anyone getting out a taxi manages to pull their exact fare out of their pocket without even checking it?
Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless its 20 per cent off.
How in movies does anyone getting out a taxi manages to pull their exact fare out of their pocket without even checking it? Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless its 20 per cent off.