IS THIS A JOKE ??

[Jacksparrow]

I own a pencil that was once owned by William Shakespeare. But he chewed it a lot, so I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B?

[Placido]

hahahahaha

[Jacksparrow]

I was in the reception area at a hotel full of chess players bragging about how good they are.
They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

[Jacksparrow]

Retrospectively, I wish I'd bought my baked beans online.
Heinz site's a wonderful thing.

[Placido]

Ahem ..... posters need to be reminded that this fred is entitled: "Is This A Joke?".

[Jacksparrow]

Ahem ..... posters need to be reminded that this fred is entitled: "Is This A Joke?".

Quite so I submitted them for consideration

[Placido]

Aaaaahhhh, light dawns, gottit !! We get to vote on the above rubbidge .......
This is all very democratic . We haven't exercised our franchise since 12 December .

[Jacksparrow]

Continuing my current run I offer this for judgement
Why did the soldier turn up late for duty, dressed in civilian clothes having had to get a bus to barracks.
He'd lost his khakis.

[Placido]

And I offer my exercision of franchise :

[Placido]

A man and a dog walk into a bar; the man announces that his dog can talk. Everyone looks at him and clamours for the dog to talk.
The man says, "Go on, Fido, talk, talk."
The dog looks embarrassed and says, "I don't know what to say."