IS THIS A JOKE ??

peregrine · Post by **peregrine** » Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:16 pm

Name the four seasons: 'Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar''

Which English King invented the fireplace?: 'Alfred the Grate.'

Post by **Jacksparrow** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:04 pm

Little Red riding hood has been found in a critical condition.

Paramedics have stabilised her condition, but she's not out of the woods yet.

Placido · Post by **Placido** » Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:09 am

peregrine · Post by **peregrine** » Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:07 am

Why don't lawyers like fishing? Because its too much like work, what with all the lying involved!!

What's black and tan and look great on a lawyer? A Dobermann Pinscher

Post by **Jacksparrow** » Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:33 pm

I've made an alarm clock out of a King Edward

You put it beside your bed and it wakes you up potato clock

peregrine · Post by **peregrine** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:42 pm

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe there was a dog!!

Dyslexics of the world, untie!!!!!

Placido · Post by **Placido** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 12:46 pm

Someone keeps dumping soil in my garden. The police can't figure out who's doing it but the plot thickens.

Willpar · Post by **Willpar** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:28 pm

Thieved broke into a cotton mill. The police say they don't have a thread of evidence.

Placido · Post by **Placido** » Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:24 am

heeheehohhohhahhah - looks like The Silly Season has begun

Post by **Jacksparrow** » Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:11 pm

Placido wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:24 am heeheehohhohhahhah - looks like The Silly Season has begun

A bit early to be pulling Chrimbo crackers innit?

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