IS THIS A JOKE ??

[Kev]

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.

IM LIVID

[Placido]

X out of X, Kev !!

[Jacksparrow]

Just had two police officers at my front door.
They asked me the following questions.
'Are you familiar with the letters HB'?
I said, 'No i'm not'
'How about LS'?
'No'
'What about JD'?
I said, hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something'?
They said, No these are just initial enquiries'.

!!!!OMG!!!!

Oooh alright then. You can have it for your book just this once. I don't want to raise the standard too high.

[peregrine]

What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull?

Lipstick!!



Why do they bury lawyers in 20ft holes?

Because deep down they're all really nice guys!!!

[Jacksparrow]

I was in the Chinese the other night having a chicken curry.
The waiter came over and asked, curry ok, I said not now mate I might have a sing song later?
He looked at me oddly and walked away.

[Placido]

[peregrine]

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army


How do you make an elephant fly?

With a large zip

[Jacksparrow]

Is it okay to put a stick in a non stick pan?

[Jacksparrow]

A man collapsed today on the London Eye.
Paramedics say he is slowly coming round.

[Placido]