IS THIS A JOKE ??

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Bet he did :laugh:
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:rofl: :clap:
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Jacksparrow wrote:I've just been to a concert starring the Bermuda philharmonic orchestra.

Half way through, the guy on the triangle disappeared.
Told you he had me JOKE BOOK
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Chap next door has named his new dog "Broccoli" - it's a collie.
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:D Is that so, Placi? :D
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Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed? She wanted to know what she looked like when asleep.


Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out the box.


:laugh: :chuckle: :chuckle: :laugh: :laugh: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hehe: :hehe:
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"I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust" - Tim Vine.
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The Arabian inventor of the bullet-proof vehicle died today.
R.I.P. Ahmed Khar
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Told you he had me Joke Book :haha:


WHat do you call a man in a cooking pot? Stu. :chuckle:

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head? Jim :rofl:
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