IS THIS A JOKE ??
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Jacksparrow
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The four stages of life - You believe in Santa Claus - You don't believe in Santa Claus - You become Santa Claus - You look like Santa Claus. 
The year you stop believing in Santa Claus is the year you start getting clothes for Christmas. Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Penguin walks into a bar and asks the barman, "Have you seen my brother?".
Barman: "I dunno. What does he look like?".
Barman: "I dunno. What does he look like?".
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In his spare time my granddad races pigeons. I don't know why, he never beats them. .What do you call a bird that has been dead a week? A humming bird Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Doorbell rings and chap goes to the door. A 6ft tall cockroach is standing there: it grabs him by the tie, punches his face, throws him across the hall and jumps on him then runs away.
The man goes to the doctor for treatment, relates what happened to him and the doctor says, "Ah yes, there's a nasty bug going round".
The man goes to the doctor for treatment, relates what happened to him and the doctor says, "Ah yes, there's a nasty bug going round".
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
A man goes to the Doctor and lays out his problems. He says whenever he sees a cat he yells "What's New, Pussycat?". When he walks up his drive he sings "Green Green Grass of Home", and speaking of his wife he keeps calling her Delilah, when her name is Susan!
The doctor says "Considering your symptoms, it sounds like you have Tom Jonesitis"
"Tom Jonesitis? I've never heard of that! Is it rare?"
"It's not unusual"
The doctor says "Considering your symptoms, it sounds like you have Tom Jonesitis"
"Tom Jonesitis? I've never heard of that! Is it rare?"
"It's not unusual"