The Postman Cometh

[nuthatch]

[Jacksparrow]

.......Andy said "Cara said it was exiting news", "Yeah, she thinks the lottery syndicate at work winning twenty five quid to share between the ten of us is exciting" said Anna plodding on up towards the landing. After his earlier nap Andy was not feeling very tired so he decided to return to reading Anna's mail. He had to start at the beginning as what he had read earlier when suffering a hangover had been forgotten already. As much as he tried to concentrate he found the legal language on the documents hard to follow however a couple of names caught his eye the first being Cara Way who he was sure Anna had talked of in the past and Lee Keigh who he recalled Anna had invited to their wedding but hadn't showed up. As Andy pondered where all this was going..............

[Placido]

Aaahhaaa, a pattern emerges ........ this is all trending towards Anna's misty past (is that another old mate ??) about which Andy knows less than nowt.
Did Anna's fambly have a butler ??

[Jacksparrow]

.....he heard the tone for the arrival of a text on his mobile phone. He quickly established it was from his mate Mick Snuts and it read "Congratulations I am very happy for you!"Then the text tone went again but this time it was Sam Booker one of his mate from the Ferret Breeders Arms "Enjoy your good fortune buddy. PS It's your round next LOL"
Andy's brain was racing,why was he being congratulated and why had he had good fortune? He quickly tried to ring Mick but got no reply. As it was now very late he left it at that and decided to go and tell Anna what had happened but found her sound asleep. At this point he decided to call it a day and soon he was lay beside his wife but sleep did not come quickly as the events of the past hour scudded through his mind but sleep he finally did until...............

[Placido]

Crikey, poor ole Andy can't even get a proper night's sleep <<< yawn !!
Wot duz everyone know except he himself ?? Should we care .....

[nuthatch]

... buddy ...

Must be from over the pond

[Jacksparrow]

.......the voices of Aster and Emma roused him enquiring what was for breakfast and when were they going to get it? Andy told them to go and amuse themselves while he got up and found his way downstairs. With the girls breakfast sorted and the first coffee of the day in hand his mind quickly returned to the events of last evening. He didn't no whether to feel excited or pensive or even think it was some horrible trick dreamed up by Mick and his drunken friends in the pub. At that point Anna appeared in the kitchen stifling a yawn then sitting at the kitchen table demanding black coffee and plenty of it. Anna was not a morning person and Andy wondered whether to broach the subject of last night messages or wait until she was more awake. He had just decided on the latter when.................

[nuthatch]

.... the postman rang twice ....

[Placido]

Question, please, to The Author - what date is it in this eternal saga ??
Another question, please, to The Same Author - is the date germane ??

On'y I wondered whether it's coming up to April 1st .

[Jacksparrow]

Question, please, to The Author - what date is it in this eternal saga ??
Another question, please, to The Same Author - is the date germane ??

On'y I wondered whether it's coming up to April 1st .

Roughly the present, No and No