BRITISH HEATWAVE

[Placido]

Things that always happen during a British heatwave .......

1) The papers tell us that John O'Groats is hotter than Addis Ababa.

2) Paddling forbidden due to shoals of deadly jelly fish.

3) You discover the milk's gone off AFTER you've poured it into your tea.

4) Hosepipe ban enforced 2 days before weeks of torrential rain.

5) Minister for Drought (Owen Paterson) appointed 2 days before floods of biblical proportions.

6) Rail chaos because the rails have buckled.

Feel free to add .........

[Jacksparrow]

Newspapers confidently predict another month of scorching temperatures two days before a cold front comes down from Scotland knocking 15 degrees off daytime temperatures.
People are warned ad nauseum no to lock dogs in cars during hot weather but still do it.