Garden Wildlife UK

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this a joke ?!?!"

Probably!!! R ;)

In a company's Men's Room above the sink as part of a motivational exercise the Boss had placed a sign which read, "THINK".

The next day above the soap dispenser appeared another sign. It read, "THOAP".

deja vu

I hope this doesn't mean that with a new site we get all the old jokes recycled

Possibly R;)

For months a little boy has been pestering his Dad to take him to the Zoo. Eventually the Dad gives in and off they go. When they get back the boy's Mother asks him if he had a good time. 'It was great,' replied the boy. 'An Daddy had fun too especially when one of the animals came home at thirty to one.'


Nothing has changed.

C'mon, be honest we'd have been disappointed if Peregrine had finally found some funny jokes.

We're inured to them.

On Marital Sex

Husband to wife: 'Dear, tonight why don't we try changing positions? Wife: 'Okay, you stand by the sink and I'll lie on the sofa.'

Tom, Harry and their wives decide to spice up their sex life by swapping partners. Late that night Tom rolls over in bed and says, 'Hey, Harry. What d'you suppose our wives are up to?'