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When King Charles plays cricket he likes to bat. Which is good because Camilla Parker Bowles.

My grandad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
He said, its always worth paying a bit more for good speakers.

My first flat was so close to Heathrow airport, that every time I went to the kitchen to make a sandwich, a stewardess told me to get back to my seat!
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I went to the palace yesterday to give the King a haircut
I said to the guard, “Can you let me in, I'm here to cut The Kings hair?”
The guard said “Have you got a permit?”
“No, just taking a bit off the back!”.

I struggled to lift a bottle of water earlier.
It was an Evian

I said to the doctor. It hurts when I press my nose, it hurts when I press my knee, it hurts when I press my shoulder. In fact I hurt everywhere I press.
He said " you've broken your finger "
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