Garden Wildlife UK

Posted: **Mon Mar 13, 2023 8:50 pm**

Ate a Yorkie yesterday.
Been banned for life from Crufts.

Posted: **Mon Mar 13, 2023 9:29 pm**

Posted: **Wed Mar 15, 2023 8:49 pm**

I parked my car at the hospital when the attendant shouted over to me,
"You can't park there, that's for badge holders only!"
"Don't worry" I said, "I've got a bad shoulder".

Posted: **Wed Mar 15, 2023 9:25 pm**

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2023 9:55 pm**

A friend was playing Russian roulette and I told him not to...

But it went in one ear and out the other.

Posted: **Sat Mar 18, 2023 10:16 pm**

Posted: **Tue Mar 28, 2023 7:32 pm**

I made soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere...
It was a broth of fresh air

Posted: **Tue Mar 28, 2023 7:58 pm**

Posted: **Wed Mar 29, 2023 7:43 pm**

Couldn't get my car out of the drive this morning as a bloke with a flute was sat there making a snake come out of a basket.
I thought, well that's just charming isn't it?

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2023 7:38 pm**

Sitting here on my sofa I realised - if I hadn't bought it - I wouldn't be where I am today.

Garden Wildlife UK

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