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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2023 8:40 pm
by Jacksparrow
There’s a big pink bird in our garden.
It won’t flamin’ go.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2023 9:16 pm
by Willpar
:D :nod: :clap:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2023 9:48 pm
by Jacksparrow
I thought that training as an airport baggage handler would be fairly simple.
But actually there’s a lot to take on board

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2023 8:58 am
by Willpar
:wow: :clap: :D

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2023 8:45 pm
by Jacksparrow
Turn a regular sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2023 10:09 pm
by Willpar
:D :) :nod:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2023 8:33 pm
by Jacksparrow
I used to do a bit of nude modelling but I stopped after I glued a Spitfire wing to my knee.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2023 9:19 pm
by Willpar
:) :nod:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2023 8:43 pm
by Jacksparrow
Went into a tower block yesterday and saw a sign that said IFTL
Apparently the lift was out of order

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2023 9:51 pm
by Willpar
:D :) :nod: