IS THIS A JOKE ??

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Jacksparrow
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There’s a big pink bird in our garden.
It won’t flamin’ go.
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:D :nod: :clap:
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I thought that training as an airport baggage handler would be fairly simple.
But actually there’s a lot to take on board
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:wow: :clap: :D
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Turn a regular sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.
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:D :) :nod:
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I used to do a bit of nude modelling but I stopped after I glued a Spitfire wing to my knee.
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:) :nod:
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Went into a tower block yesterday and saw a sign that said IFTL
Apparently the lift was out of order
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:D :) :nod:
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