Garden Wildlife UK

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2023 5:53 pm**

' Doctor, doctor, my son has swallowed my pen. What should I do?' 'Use a pencil till I get there.'

She has her husband eating out of the palm of her hand - it saves on the washing up

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2023 6:37 pm**

Posted: **Fri Feb 24, 2023 8:21 pm**

Just a warning when you buy a watch that says you can swim with it.
This only applies if you can already swim.

Posted: **Fri Feb 24, 2023 8:47 pm**

Posted: **Sat Feb 25, 2023 8:21 pm**

I bought a second hand deck of cards from a casino but after 4 weeks they hadn't arrived.
When I asked for an update, they said they were still dealing with my order

Posted: **Sat Feb 25, 2023 9:17 pm**

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2023 8:27 pm**

It's proving very difficult to find a shop selling "Left Guard" for my other armpit..

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2023 9:05 pm**

Posted: **Tue Feb 28, 2023 9:06 pm**

Fact of the day: Did you know the soul singer Bill Withers had a brother called ‘Bear’ who wrote telephone on hold music.

Posted: **Tue Feb 28, 2023 9:08 pm**

Garden Wildlife UK

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