Garden Wildlife UK

Posted: **Thu Dec 29, 2022 8:46 pm**

I met my wife at a bus stop.
We got on immediately.

Posted: **Thu Dec 29, 2022 9:12 pm**

Posted: **Fri Dec 30, 2022 8:50 pm**

I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting.
I wonder what she's up to now?
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£15 for a taxi to the launderette.
Feels like I've been taken to the cleaners.

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2023 9:30 am**

Children brighten the home - they never turn the lights off

Why do parents always take their children to supermarkets to smack them?

Posted: **Wed Jan 04, 2023 8:45 pm**

I work for the NHS dealing with moving patients between different areas of the hospital.
It's a rewarding job.

Posted: **Wed Jan 04, 2023 9:29 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jan 10, 2023 11:44 am**

Wine improves with age - the older you get the more you like it.

Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts

Posted: **Tue Jan 10, 2023 8:32 pm**

Played frisbee with my dog today.

It wasn't a success. I need a flatter dog

Posted: **Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:58 pm**

Posted: **Thu Jan 12, 2023 12:46 pm**

Why has Guinness go\t a white head? So when your so drunk you know which end to start on

Which fish sleeps the most? The kipper

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