Garden Wildlife UK

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2022 8:38 pm**

So I asked this elderly fella why he was using 2 massive frozen chips as walking sticks.
He replied: “They’re McCains!”

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2022 9:21 pm**

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:52 pm**

For sale: Twenty-volume encyclopaedia. Good condition. No longer needed. Wife knows everything.

My wife constantly complains that I never listen to her.........or something like that.

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2022 10:12 pm**

Posted: **Thu Dec 22, 2022 8:30 pm**

Just returned from my annual check up at Doctor’s. She complimented me on my footwear, said I have healthy shoes!

PS You may need to read this one a couple of times. I did

Posted: **Thu Dec 22, 2022 9:57 pm**

Posted: **Mon Dec 26, 2022 3:37 pm**

A guy escapes from prison and goes home. His wife says, 'Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago!

Why did Mrs Jones shoot her husband with a bow and arrow? She didn't want to wake the children

Posted: **Mon Dec 26, 2022 10:10 pm**

Posted: **Tue Dec 27, 2022 8:52 pm**

In a few moments I’m going to demonstrate how to disguise yourself as a padded envelope
I’ll be back in a Jiffy

Posted: **Wed Dec 28, 2022 10:02 am**

Garden Wildlife UK

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