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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2022 8:45 pm
by Jacksparrow
I went to a new restaurant last night which specialises in sea bird dishes.
I’ve been up all night being sick, I think I must have had a funny tern.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2022 9:52 pm
by Willpar
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2022 8:37 pm
by Jacksparrow
All the birds of prey where arguing which was the best.
As they couldn't agree they decided to have a talon contest.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2022 8:39 pm
by Jacksparrow
An unknown number keeps calling and all I hear is chattering teeth then they hang up?
Getting sick of these cold callers.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2022 9:50 pm
by Willpar
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 9:01 pm
by Jacksparrow
I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a screwdriver. Turned a few heads…
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 10:24 pm
by Willpar
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 8:57 pm
by Jacksparrow
Just because nobody complains it doesn't mean all parachutes are good.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 9:56 pm
by Willpar
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2022 2:08 pm
by peregrine
Do you want to hear the joke about the bed? Well you can't, it hasn't ben made yet.
