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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 8:49 pm
by Willpar
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 8:31 pm
by Jacksparrow
I don't mean to sound big-headed but I can't get my jumper off.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 8:43 pm
by Willpar
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 7:44 pm
by Jacksparrow
In an attempt to save fuel, I've converted my car engine to run on wood taken from old sailing ships.
I'm currently getting 32 miles to the galleon.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 8:57 pm
by Willpar
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 3:42 pm
by peregrine
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 8:04 pm
by Jacksparrow
I just lost my first pro boxing match.
Bit of a setback but I took it on the chin.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 8:55 pm
by Willpar
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 11:58 am
by peregrine
'Doctor, Doctor, I've lost my memory!'
'When did this happen?'
'When did what happen?'
What is the only true cure for dandruff? Baldness.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:04 pm
by Jacksparrow
My wife Rose
is leaving me because of my obsession with pens.
Bye Rose.