Garden Wildlife UK

Posted: **Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:44 am**

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and start refusing to tell you where they're going

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant? Big holes in your garden.

Posted: **Sat Oct 01, 2022 4:59 pm**

Posted: **Sat Oct 01, 2022 8:34 pm**

I've just bought myself a new blindfold.
I can't see me wearing it though.

Posted: **Sat Oct 01, 2022 8:44 pm**

Posted: **Tue Oct 04, 2022 7:51 pm**

I've just bought a drum kit.
Now I can make my own drum.
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The doctor is sending me to see a cardiologist.
But I don't think there's anything wrong with the jumper I'm wearing

Posted: **Tue Oct 04, 2022 8:55 pm**

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2022 10:25 am**

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2022 7:47 pm**

This girl approached me today and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club.
I was a little confused, I'd never met herbivore.

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2022 8:45 pm**

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2022 8:25 pm**

My mate said ,put £20 on this horse called Bad News.
I asked why?
Because bad news travels fast.

Garden Wildlife UK

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