Garden Wildlife UK

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2022 7:18 pm**

I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre.
She said, "Are you having me on?"
I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything. . . "

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2022 7:40 pm**

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2022 11:29 am**

.Practice safe eating - always use condiments

Did you now it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages? Isn't it amazing what you can teach them

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2022 4:44 pm**

Posted: **Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:31 pm**

“I used to be a musician on a cruise ship”
“P & O?’
“Nope, guitar”

Posted: **Sat Sep 17, 2022 8:23 pm**

I asked my wife if she had seen my dictionary..
She said, “Have you looked up stairs”
I said, “I can't look up anything”

Posted: **Sat Sep 17, 2022 8:35 pm**

Posted: **Mon Sep 19, 2022 12:05 pm**

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Driver to passenger: 'Lean out the window and tell me if the indicator light is working.'
Passenger: 'Okay... Yes... No... Yes... No... Yes... No

Posted: **Mon Sep 19, 2022 7:34 pm**

Posted: **Mon Sep 19, 2022 7:53 pm**

Came back to find my motor soaking wet.
My fault for using the overflow car park.

Garden Wildlife UK

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