Garden Wildlife UK

Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2022 7:42 pm**

I split up with my wife when she threw away my deck of cards, my wand and my top hat.
At that point I knew the magic had gone.

Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:15 pm**

Posted: **Thu Jul 14, 2022 7:17 pm**

My wife was bitten by a radioactive Owl last week and now she's making all my decisions for me.
She's been given power of a tawny.

Posted: **Thu Jul 14, 2022 9:29 pm**

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2022 8:30 pm**

I feel sorry for the staff in Greggs today !.
They must be baking in there

Posted: **Sat Jul 16, 2022 6:56 pm**

I’ve lost my job as a lion tamer in the circus.
They told me take the lions with me.
I’m a bit gutted.
But I’ve still got my pride.

Posted: **Sat Jul 16, 2022 8:09 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2022 7:35 pm**

I've just been fishing on the sea shore all night and throughout the session I could hear music going up and down the beach. A guitar, big bass drum, cymbals and kazoo. Then as dawn broke I saw the culprit.
It was a Busking Shark.

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2022 9:33 pm**

Garden Wildlife UK

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