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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 8:28 pm
by Jacksparrow
English teacher: "Name something beginning with B that you're not very good at".
Me: "Spelling"

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2022 10:27 pm
by Willpar
:D :nod:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2022 7:33 pm
by Jacksparrow
My wife asked me which of the two bottles of chilled wine I wanted.
I asked her what the options were.
"Rosé or Rose B"

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2022 8:23 pm
by Willpar
:clap: :D :nod:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2022 8:08 pm
by Jacksparrow
I had a lovely meal earlier.
Starter of Badger Soup, followed by Main Course of Badger Burger and finished off with a slice of Badger Cake.
It was a set menu.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2022 8:59 pm
by Willpar
:weep: :clap:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2022 8:20 pm
by Jacksparrow
I’m writing a sequel to Watership Down in which all the rabbits settle down and get along with each other.
Calling it Warren Peace.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2022 8:26 pm
by Willpar
:nod: :D :clap:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2022 6:53 pm
by Jacksparrow
5 ants moved in with another 5 ants... now they're tenants.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2022 8:44 pm
by Willpar
:wow: :clap: :)