IS THIS A JOKE ??

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Willpar
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:D :clap: :nod:
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I took my defective crystal ball back to the shop and they said they would look into it.
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:nod: :D :clap:
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I went to a cannibal wedding, which was great until they toasted the happy couple
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:D :nod: :clap:
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I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a screwdriver
That turned a few heads
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:clap: :D :nod: :wow:
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A man came up to me in a pub last night and said to me “Didn’t you sell me a faulty alarm clock last month ?”
I replied “It doesn’t ring a bell.
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:clap: :wow: :nod:
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Friend: “Ever been clay pigeon shooting blindfolded ?”
Me: “Of course not why would I ?”
Friend: “You have no idea what your missing”
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