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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 8:21 pm
by Willpar
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Mon May 16, 2022 9:46 am
by peregrine

Teacher to pupil: 'What's a comet? Pupil: A star with a tail.' Teacher: 'And can you name one?' Pupil: 'Mickey Mouse.'

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Mon May 16, 2022 8:10 pm
by Jacksparrow
I’ve just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi.
It comes with Aldi Kings horses and Aldi Kings men
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Mon May 16, 2022 9:10 pm
by Willpar
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 8:02 pm
by Jacksparrow
Someone has just told me that I don't know how to shave properly...
Bloody cheek!
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 9:04 pm
by Willpar
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 9:04 pm
by Kev
After 10 years as chairman of the Ladder Appreciation Society...... I've decided I'm stepping down
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 7:41 pm
by Jacksparrow
“Waiter! Waiter! This meat tastes like rubber!"
“Yes sir. It’s beef Wellington."
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 8:38 pm
by Willpar
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Sat May 21, 2022 7:27 pm
by Jacksparrow
My wife told me she's listening to every Beatles song in alphabetical order.
I think she might be up to Something.