Garden Wildlife UK

Posted: **Tue Dec 07, 2021 8:42 pm**

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2021 11:22 am**

Lidl donkey.

Posted: **Tue Dec 14, 2021 9:12 pm**

Just opened a Christmas card and a Yorkshire pudding fell out!

It must be from Aunt Bessie!

Posted: **Wed Dec 15, 2021 5:35 pm**

Nice one JS.

Posted: **Fri Dec 17, 2021 9:42 pm**

I've lost loads of weight just by wearing bread on my head.

It's a loaf hat diet.

Posted: **Sun Dec 19, 2021 8:49 pm**

Fit for only the very best cracker......

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

Posted: **Wed Dec 22, 2021 9:59 am**

Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

Posted: **Wed Jan 12, 2022 10:12 pm**

Nelson was 5' 4" tall
His statue in London is 16ft tall
That's Horatio of 3:1

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:14 pm**

I've got a new job making toy Draculas.
There's just me and one other in the team so I have to make every second count

Posted: **Thu Jan 27, 2022 10:30 pm**

Karl Marx was an historically famous figure, but nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol

IS THIS A JOKE ??