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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2021 11:52 am
by Willpar
Pretty good.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 7:48 pm
by Jacksparrow
Breaking news...

Thousands of eggs have been stolen from a poultry farm.

Police suspect it is the work of poachers

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 9:30 am
by Willpar
Could well be, nice one.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:13 pm
by Kev
Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me!!!

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
:D

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 11:23 am
by peregrine
:rofl: To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not able to say it :rofl:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2021 8:34 pm
by Jacksparrow
Travel news....

Heathrow airport police are concerned at the number of passengers smuggling helium filled balloons in their luggage.

Despite an expensive ad campaign warning of the risks, cases continued to rise over the weekend

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2021 8:36 pm
by Jacksparrow
Halloween: When Demons and Ghouls hang out together,
.....because Demons are Ghouls best friend.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2021 2:32 pm
by peregrine
:rofl: 'Doctor, Doctor, I think I need glasses.' 'You certainly do. This is a garage.' :rofl:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2021 9:15 pm
by Kev
My son asked me, "Where does poo come from?"
I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation.
He looked a little perplexed, stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked....

"And Tigger?"

:D

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2021 3:54 pm
by peregrine
:rofl: I don't know what feminists are going on about when they say television never shows any positive, dynamic female role models, I mean, what was Lassie all about? :rofl: