IS THIS A JOKE ??

[Willpar]

Pretty good.

[Jacksparrow]

Breaking news...

Thousands of eggs have been stolen from a poultry farm.

Police suspect it is the work of poachers

[Willpar]

Could well be, nice one.

[Kev]

Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me!!!

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil

[peregrine]

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not able to say it

[Jacksparrow]

Travel news....

Heathrow airport police are concerned at the number of passengers smuggling helium filled balloons in their luggage.

Despite an expensive ad campaign warning of the risks, cases continued to rise over the weekend

[Jacksparrow]

Halloween: When Demons and Ghouls hang out together,
.....because Demons are Ghouls best friend.

[peregrine]

'Doctor, Doctor, I think I need glasses.' 'You certainly do. This is a garage.'

[Kev]

My son asked me, "Where does poo come from?"
I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation.
He looked a little perplexed, stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked....

"And Tigger?"

[peregrine]

I don't know what feminists are going on about when they say television never shows any positive, dynamic female role models, I mean, what was Lassie all about?