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Thank you, Nuthatch, and good night

Placido wrote:Thank you, Nuthatch, and good night

Not quite so eggcited then?

Placi have you played the Google cricket?

I got a half century

Love the sound effects

Now what do you think ?!?!?
If you've got your half-ton then you're cheating.
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Do I sense a convert ....... ??

On R4 last night there was a sort of flyer for Wimbles. It was a list of comparisons between the rest of the world's tennis and Wimbledon along the lines of ...

It's not a headlong rush, it's a mile-long orderly queue

and ended with:
It's not played on clay, it's performed on grass
It's not tennis .... it's Wimbledon

The clay/grass thing was quite good, I thought .

Tennis at Wimbledon is different to tennis anywhere else. I like the fact that they have a dress code for the players. They look like proper sportsmen/women and not like people who've just rocked up from the beach or in the worst cases just got out of bed.

I heard this again last night and I had the 'performed on grass' wrong. The actual wording was, 'Performed on a lawn' which is much better

Yes, they played just croquet first, didn't they, before all this tennis malarkey.

Why can't Auntie put the croquet on the telebox too?

Had forgotten that, Nuthatch. It's in the official title ?
Wonder how much the strawbs are this year