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What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head? Warren

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto

What do you call a woman with a sheep on her head? Baa-Baa-ra

What do you call a girl hanging around by goalposts? Annette

I wouldn't say she was thin, but when she goes to the park the ducks throw her bread.

Lots of people are lousy at counting calories - and they have the figures to prove it.

I saw an ex-display 65 inch curved TV on offer for £100. The volume mechanism was broken, but for that price I couldn't turn it down.

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'I'd like a beer and a mop...'

Inscription on hypochondriac's grave: ' I told you I was ill.'

Why did the bald man draw a rabbit on his head.......

Because from a distance it would look like a hare (hair)

One of my colleagues told this joke to another colleague, it didn't go down very well!

Why was the farmer hopping mad? Someone stepped on his corn.

How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner.

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse?

Why did Tom come home drunk and leave his clothes on the floor? He was in them.

I did have a joke about DHL but you wouldn't get it.

Sad news....

The man who invented the word search has died, his funeral...
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