Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2020 9:59 pm
I had a broken calculator with a defective X button. Times were hard
Your turn, Peregrine ...........
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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 9:02 am
Your turn, Peregrine ...........
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 4:05 pm
If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen. 
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 4:57 pm
My own fault ..........Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 10:03 am
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team? He too too long to put his boots on! Did you hear about the farmer who won an award? He was outstanding in his field. Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2020 3:00 pm
Harry gets a lot of exercise. Last week he was out seven nights running History is something that never happened, written by someone who wasn't there. Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:46 pm
Actor Yul Brynner was a lifelong supporter of Liverpool football club and never wore aftershave.
That's right Yul never wore cologne.
That's right Yul never wore cologne.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:50 am
We are plumbing new depths here - a symptom of lockdownitis.Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:48 am
Gawd, I thought I was bad!!!
'Doctor, Doctor,' I feel like a pair of curtains.' ' For goodness sake, pull yourself together.'
'Doctor, Doctor,' I feel like a pair of curtains.' ' For goodness sake, pull yourself together.' Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:56 pm
I bet you've nicked it thoughperegrine wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:48 am Gawd, I thought I was bad!!!
