IS THIS A JOKE ??

[Placido]

Mother says to another mother, "Why does your son go cluck-cluck-cluck?". The second mother says, "Because he thinks he's a chicken".
"Why don't you explain to him that he's not a chicken?".
"Because we need the eggs."

[Jacksparrow]

I saw this quote today attributed to Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it is too dark to read.

[peregrine]

'I thought today I'd start by singing one of Irving Berlin's songs. But then I thought why should I? He never sings any of mine.' - Spike Milligan

[nuthatch]

Is that true about the collie dog nextdoor, Placi? Just been wondering ........

[Placido]

Nuthatch, me ole mate, it's whatever you want it to be ........
(bit of Zen philosophy there)

[nuthatch]

[Placido]

Mother shows new baby to admiring friend:
"We've named him after my father."
"John ??"
"No - Dad."

[peregrine]

A man comes home from the pushing a pram. 'You idiot!' screams the wife, 'that's not our baby'. 'I know,' says the husband, 'but its a nicer pram.'

[Kev]

I joined all my watches together to make a belt.
It was a waist of time

[nuthatch]