IS THIS A JOKE ??

[Placido]

Hahahaha, that's very good !!

[peregrine]

so cold last week the local flasher had to go round describing himself to people

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, 'Sorry. we don't serve food in here

[Jacksparrow]

Sports news....

The one day international cricket competition taking place in Wuhan has been cancelled after the Chinese team ate all the bats.

[Placido]

Luv it, luv it !!

[Jacksparrow]

Last year while I was on holiday at a small hotel in Madrid I didn't feel very well. I called the front desk and they said they had a doctor on the staff and he would come to my room to see me. This he did and made feel more comfortable. I told him I was surprised to find a resident doctor in a small hotel and he nodded and said "No-one expects the Spanish Inn Physician"

[Placido]

Heh heh heh - not bad

[Placido]

This is bare-faced plagiary from the pages of today's 'Private Eye' ........

Old chap standing before a door labelled, "Dame Vera Lynn Appreciation Society" :
Next Meeting:
Venue: Don't know where
Date: Don't know when

[peregrine]

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how do we know?

I never learned to spell at school, the teachers kept changing the words.

[Jacksparrow]

I got caught smuggling childrens TV memorabilia through Customs...
I would have got away with it but I dropped a Clanger

[peregrine]

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a car accident? He's all right now.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.