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Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:22 pm**

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two.

Posted: **Sun Apr 05, 2020 7:34 am**

A small boy is talking to his granddad. 'Why does it rain?' he asks. Granddad replies, 'To make the plants grow.' The boy looks puzzled and says, 'So why does it rain on the pavements?'

Posted: **Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:15 am**

If gravity exists why is it harder to drop a girl than pick one up?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Posted: **Sun Apr 12, 2020 8:47 am**

Some Definitions

Fine: a tax for doing wrong.
Tax: a fine for doing well

Igloo: an Alaskan toilet

Maintenance: a man's cash surrender value

Reorientated: sent back to China

Alimony: a mistake by two people paid for by one

Posted: **Wed Apr 15, 2020 5:53 pm**

If they'd called it the 'stay at home challenge' and posted it on facebook, the virus would be gone by now

Posted: **Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:18 am**

Harry got a job at the film studios to get a little extra - her name was Wendy

Harry went to Hollywood and directed two films at one, his first and his last

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2020 12:30 pm**

I bought the COVID-19 testing kit cheap on Gumtree.
Tested today, and apparently I'm pregnant!

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:11 pm**

Many many congratulations, Kev !! k1, p1 ....

Posted: **Sat Apr 25, 2020 11:19 am**

Some Questions that Require Answers

How in movies does anyone getting out a taxi manages to pull their exact fare out of their pocket without even checking it?

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless its 20 per cent off.

Posted: **Sat Apr 25, 2020 8:05 pm**

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