Garden Wildlife UK

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:16 pm**

Name the four seasons: 'Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar''

Which English King invented the fireplace?: 'Alfred the Grate.'

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:04 pm**

Little Red riding hood has been found in a critical condition.

Paramedics have stabilised her condition, but she's not out of the woods yet.

Posted: **Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:09 am**

Posted: **Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:07 am**

Why don't lawyers like fishing? Because its too much like work, what with all the lying involved!!

What's black and tan and look great on a lawyer? A Dobermann Pinscher

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:33 pm**

I've made an alarm clock out of a King Edward

You put it beside your bed and it wakes you up potato clock

Posted: **Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:42 pm**

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe there was a dog!!

Dyslexics of the world, untie!!!!!

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2019 12:46 pm**

Someone keeps dumping soil in my garden. The police can't figure out who's doing it but the plot thickens.

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:28 pm**

Thieved broke into a cotton mill. The police say they don't have a thread of evidence.

Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:24 am**

heeheehohhohhahhah - looks like The Silly Season has begun

Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:11 pm**

Placido wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:24 am heeheehohhohhahhah - looks like The Silly Season has begun

A bit early to be pulling Chrimbo crackers innit?

IS THIS A JOKE ??