Garden Wildlife UK

Posted: **Wed May 15, 2019 9:42 am**

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.

IM LIVID

Posted: **Wed May 15, 2019 4:28 pm**

X out of X, Kev

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Posted: **Wed May 15, 2019 8:17 pm**

peregrine wrote: Wed May 15, 2019 8:33 am
Jacksparrow wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 9:44 pm Just had two police officers at my front door.
They asked me the following questions.
'Are you familiar with the letters HB'?
I said, 'No i'm not'
'How about LS'?
'No'
'What about JD'?
I said, hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something'?
They said, No these are just initial enquiries'.

!!!!OMG!!!!

Oooh alright then. You can have it for your book just this once. I don't want to raise the standard too high.

Posted: **Thu May 16, 2019 9:42 am**

What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull?

Lipstick!!

Why do they bury lawyers in 20ft holes?

Because deep down they're all really nice guys!!!

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 8:18 pm**

I was in the Chinese the other night having a chicken curry.
The waiter came over and asked, curry ok, I said not now mate I might have a sing song later?
He looked at me oddly and walked away.

Posted: **Tue May 21, 2019 8:30 am**

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2019 8:35 am**

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army

How do you make an elephant fly?

With a large zip

Posted: **Fri May 24, 2019 8:04 pm**

Is it okay to put a stick in a non stick pan?

Posted: **Fri May 31, 2019 8:26 pm**

A man collapsed today on the London Eye.
Paramedics say he is slowly coming round.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:20 am**

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