IS THIS A JOKE ??

[Placido]

[Jacksparrow]

How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

· Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

· A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

· I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

· Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

· England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

· I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

· They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

· I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

· Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

· I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

· I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

· This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

· When chemists die, they barium.

· I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

· I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

[Jacksparrow]

Q. Where do you weigh a pie ?

A. Somewhere over the rainbow . . . .

[Jacksparrow]

Yet another attempt to fill up the pages on Peregrine's latest joke book

A lorry containing Omega 3 pills has overturned on the A1
Luckily the driver escaped with just Super Fish Oil injuries.

[Kev]

"Aren't you uneasy about giving a ride to a total stranger? For all you know I could be a serial killer!"

"bah! The odds against two serial killers in the same car are enormous!"...........

[peregrine]

Why do blondes take the pill? So they know what day of the week it is!!

Why did the Dachshund bite the woman's ankle? He couldn't reach any higher!!

[peregrine]

'If you nail your tool shed closed, how do you put your hammer away.'

I got a self-assembly wardrobe. It didn't work. I got it out of the box and it didn't do a thing.

[peregrine]

What do you call a dog with four-inch legs and six-inch balls? - Sparky

Why do dogs wag their tail? - No-one else will do it for them!!

[Jacksparrow]

Just had two police officers at my front door.
They asked me the following questions.
'Are you familiar with the letters HB'?
I said, 'No i'm not'
'How about LS'?
'No'
'What about JD'?
I said, hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something'?
They said, No these are just initial enquiries'.

[peregrine]

Just had two police officers at my front door.
They asked me the following questions.
'Are you familiar with the letters HB'?
I said, 'No i'm not'
'How about LS'?
'No'
'What about JD'?
I said, hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something'?
They said, No these are just initial enquiries'.

!!!!OMG!!!!