IS THIS A JOKE ??
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He got a BMW because he wanted a car he could spell 
How come so many cars are named after pornographic magazines? There's the Escort, the Fiesta, the Mini Mayfair and of course the Fat Big Jugs Monthly Popular Plus
I found a way to make my wife drive more carefully. I told her if she had an accident, the newspapers would print her real age
How come so many cars are named after pornographic magazines? There's the Escort, the Fiesta, the Mini Mayfair and of course the Fat Big Jugs Monthly Popular Plus
I found a way to make my wife drive more carefully. I told her if she had an accident, the newspapers would print her real age
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
A man goes into a pet shop and sees a duck tap-dancing on an upturned flowerpot. The man buys the duck for a fiver and takes it home. Next day he ring up the pet shop to complain. 'This duck has been sitting on my kitchen table for hours,'says the man. 'It hasn't danced a single step.' The pet shop owner replies. 'Did you remember to light the candle under the flowerpot?' 
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poor duck 
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Our postie told me this (I reject aaaaaallll responsibility 
):
2 policeman came to the door last night and asked me "Where were you between 4 and 7 ??!!"
"At junior school", sez I.
It's OK, he retires soon .......
):2 policeman came to the door last night and asked me "Where were you between 4 and 7 ??!!"
"At junior school", sez I.
It's OK, he retires soon .......
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I hope he's not retiring to take up being a stand-up comedianPlacido wrote:Our postie told me this (I reject aaaaaallll responsibility
2 policeman came to the door last night and asked me "Where were you between 4 and 7 ??!!"
"At junior school", sez I.
It's OK, he retires soon .......
